How do you write your own bio without it sounding like a bizarre online dating profile?

Trick question - you don't - so here goes!

Drew was born and raised in Maryland where he earned his Bachelor's degree in Theatre Performance from Towson University. After graduating he moved to Chicago to continue his studies with a focus on improv and sketch comedy through the training centers at Second City and iO. 

After two and a half years and two and a half too many Chicago winters he moved to sunny Los Angeles where he is continuing his passion and work as an artist.

Currently represented commercially by Robertson Taylor Agency, Drew is actively seeking Theatrical representation and anywhere in SoCal that can make a decent Chicago Dog.